Bring festive cheer and competitive fear to the green with our “Silent Night? Not When I’m Calling The Shots” tee! Perfect for the bowler who believes Christmas carols are best performed at full volume… usually while lining up a drive. Crafted in soft cotton, this shirt is comfy enough for long ends, dramatic measuring moments, and the inevitable post-game storytelling (embellishments encouraged). Features: • Seasonal Swagger: Bold text that lets everyone know silence is overrated—especially when you’re about to play a killer draw. • Built-In Ego Support: Shirt may increase confidence, accuracy not guaranteed. • Green-Friendly Fabric: Lightweight and breathable, ideal for sudden bursts of lawn-bowls brilliance. • Style That Speaks Louder Than You Do: Which is saying something. Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous expert commentary, unsolicited coaching, and mild intimidation of teammates and opposition. Use responsibly—and preferably not during actual silent nights. • 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Please note that while every effort is made to replicate the on-screen colours, the physical printing process means that colors on your screen will not be a 100% exact match to physical ink on materials. Minor color variations are normal due to fabric pre-treatment, white underbase layering, and monitor calibrations. By purchasing an item of clothing (t-shirt or hoodie), you accept these minor color differences. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Please allow 3-14 days for delivery.