For the bowler who spends half their time playing… and the other half fixing the carnage left by teammates who treat heads like demolition zones.

Perfect for skippers, seconds, coaches, or anyone who’s ever said, “Why… why would you drive THAT?” This shirt brings festive cheer with a side of rink-side sarcasm.

Features:
• Bowls-Friendly Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable, and ideal for long ends spent undoing the “creative choices” of your team.
• Festive Print With Skippy Attitude: A cheerful Christmas design paired with the calm frustration of someone who has rebuilt more heads than Santa’s workshop has toys.
• Designed for Maximum Mobility: Allows full range of motion for pointing, gesturing, correcting lines, and silently screaming into the void.
• Morale Booster: Nothing unites a rink like a shirt that says, “I fix your mess… with love. Mostly.”

Warning:
May cause teammates to suddenly claim their bowls “slipped,” “took a rogue line,” or “were totally perfect until the wind changed.” Wear with caution — you may be asked to rebuild every head from now on.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!