He’s got precision, patience, and perfectly timed puns. Whether he's lining up the jack or lining up the grill, this tee lets the world know: Dad doesn't just play lawn bowling—he dominates it.

Features:
• Advanced Grass-Stain Camouflage – because real champions play hard
• Preloaded with Dad Energy™ – may cause excessive pun usage and strategic lawn pacing
• Breathable Fabric – keeps him cool when the competition heats up (or when the burgers do)
• Victory-Enhancing Fit – proven to improve accuracy by absolutely no scientific studies

Warning:
Wearing this shirt may lead to spontaneous coaching sessions, dramatic game reenactments, and unsolicited stories starting with “Did I ever tell you about the 1993 semi-finals?”

Gift your lawn legend the gear he deserves—because when it comes to style and sportsmanship, he’s rolling in both.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!