Start your morning like a true bowler: caffeinated, festive, and fully prepared for your first bowl to take an unexpected holiday trip to the ditch. 

This cheerful mug is the perfect mix of Christmas spirit and bowls-related reality, making it a must-have for skips, leads, and chronic ditch-visitors alike.

Whether you're sipping coffee before a match or drowning your sorrows after an ambitious drive, this mug keeps your spirits high and your expectations… realistic.

Features:
• Festive Honesty: Celebrates the season and your natural gift for finding the ditch—no judging here.
• Performance-Boosting Power: Not scientifically proven, but many report a 12% increase in swagger after one cup.
• Dishwasher-Friendly (Unlike Your Bowls): Cleans up beautifully, even if your shots don’t.
• Perfect Handle Grip: Ideal for reenacting dramatic shot explanations to anyone who will listen.
• Jingle Vibes Only: May inspire you to hum carols while delivering extremely average shots.
Perfect as a stocking stuffer, team gift, or personal reminder that even in bowls—and life—it’s okay to end up in the ditch now and then… as long as you do it festively!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!